![]() The people who need it most never use it.” - Anonymous “Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’” - Steven Wright. ![]() I wake up in the morning and say, ‘I don’t know, should I have a popsicle or a donut?’ You know, who knows?” - Oscar Nunez Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” - Groucho Marx “Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend.Then by all means follow that path.” - Ellen DeGeneres Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later." - Mitch Hedberg “I'm sick of following my dreams, man.That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” - Jack Handey “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.“Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.” - Dorothy Parker. ![]()
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